Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
I bet you don’t even have 99 problems, you probably have like 92 or 93, stop exaggerating
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
Some people wanna watch the world burn
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine